“See, Steve in the yard has been working quite hard,

he’s played outside-half for the B team.

He’s awfully tall and can swerve with the ball,

straight through the other three quarter line.

You mustn’t feel down, just take off that frown

We still need your help with this cup game.

Please put on this shirt, and don’t feel so hurt.

Just go and sit down with the subs.